Spiritualist jokes

This is what's funny to me,thats because everything seems funny to me. If you dont find it funny,then please don't inform me. he he he

Ok when u point a finger towards a person,three are pointed towards you, but where is the thumb pointed?? Towards GOD !!whom I hold wholly respomsible for all bad things in this world.

I was chatting to a friend ,and it was night time in his country....so i asked him if he would like to go to sleep. He said it was ok ,because he stayed up till the light came! so i asked him ...what light? he he he

i keep coming up with small thought/one liners...to convince God or make him guilty to do something for me. this is a new one i came up with....kids use it all the time with their parents...but it became funny when i said it to God.....'if i die tommoro.....you will be responsible'